Yesterday I saw the littlest ittiest bittiest worm INSIDE MY HOUSE. ON OUR FAMILY ROOM FLOOR. BURROWING NEXT TO ME. I almost complicated the whole situation by puking on the couch when I ran away, but I managed to maintain some semblance of control.

Anyway, it was like...way less than a centimeter big and really skinny and really active and white. Small enough to be confused with larvae which OH MY GOD if it is I am living on the back porch.

Today I woke up so horrified by the situation that I vacuumed the floor...and the couch...and the pillows....and also laundered all of the blankets. All it takes is a worm to get me motivated and never wanting to eat again.