Impossible Lies I Tell Myself

If I were more interesting looking, I would be happier

If I had bigger teeth I would like how I look more

If I were one inch shorter and two inches thinner I would be happier

If my hair grew faster I would be happier

If I lived in my own apartment I would be happier (questionably true....)

If I lived in another time I would be happier

If I had a better bicycle I would be happier

First world unhappiness