The Perks of Being Home Alone

1. Running around in my undies (NUMBER ONE. NUMBER ONE REASON HERE.)

2. Peeing with the door open! Just because I can! Wheeee! Ssssss!!!!

3. Loudest music WOWOWOWHWEEEEHEHEHEHHEE

4. No one can make me do chores! I can do them of my own accord! LICK THAT!